Join my French Quarter Dark History Comedy Walking tour for dark history, haunts, and laughs. As a stand-up comedian/actor, I'm here to entertain you while sneaking some dark history into the mix. After all, I love performing, and the macabre. You'll think, "It's like drunk history but the guide isn't drunk!" The tour includes haunted bars, restaurants, and even bathrooms, as well as Jackson Square, and Lalaurie Mansion, among other haunted hot spots.
- Hear tales about New Orleans’ very own pirate, Jean Lafitte
- Take a peek into a vampire store and learn about the city’s vampires
- Visit haunted hotels, bars, and bathrooms
- Learn about the vampire brides of the Ursuline Convent
What To Expect
Jackson Square
We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
St. Louis Cathedral
We will walk down Pirate’s Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.
5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Boutique du Vampyre
We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Royal Street
We will stop at 800 Royal street, the famous building that once housed a pair of New Orleans vampire brothers.
• Admission Ticket Free
Royal Street
Hear the haunting of the Andrew Jackson Hotel
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Lalaurie Mansion
The stop everyone wants to see, the famous LaLaurie Mansion. The most haunted house in New Orleans. American Horry Story: Coven has given this house pop-culture fame.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Old Ursuline Convent Museum
Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.
10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Lafitte’s Blacksmith Shop Bar
Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US
15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free
Highlight
Confirmation will be received at time of booking
Wheelchair accessible
Service animals allowed
Most travelers can participate
This tour/activity will have a maximum of 10 travelers
Max group – 5
